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yexh:

greatest fucking argument Ive ever heard on rape, you tell em Ashlynne.
(comments on Curtis Lepores vine)

LITERALLY A LONG TIME AGO aka 9 months ago. We definitely need rape education in this country because I’ve seen some of the dumbest defenses for this dude.

yexh:

greatest fucking argument Ive ever heard on rape, you tell em Ashlynne.
(comments on Curtis Lepores vine)

LITERALLY A LONG TIME AGO aka 9 months ago. We definitely need rape education in this country because I’ve seen some of the dumbest defenses for this dude.

My First Easter Memory

I was 3 years old. We had a bunch of family at our house. Suddenly, I felt the urge to poop. I couldn’t do it around my family, so I slyly walked to the other end of the yard and let it flow. I could hide it. No one would know. Suddenly, my dad motions for me to come sit on his lap. “Oh no! Be cool,” I thought, in my 3 year old brain. Maybe my dad wouldn’t notice. Yeah he noticed.

Flash forward several minutes later, I’m in the bathtub. My mom was going on about the chocolate giving me diarrhea.

There it is. My first memory of Easter.

My review of Wolf of Wall Street

Best movie I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t understand how DiCaprio didn’t win an Academy Award for this movie.

Ugh.

When you hurt someone and you feel like a piece of shit and they think you’re a piece of shit and I guess I’m saying I feel like a piece of shit at the moment.

Woman Crush Wednesday: Allison Williams of HBO’s Girls

Woman Crush Wednesday: Allison Williams of HBO’s Girls

For fucks sake IT IS NOT A SELFIE IF YOU ARE POSING WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE. WE GET IT, YOU KNOW HIP NEW LINGO AND YOU’RE TRYING TO “WORK IT IN”

I always find it weird when I find out a guy I grew up with or partied with in high school became a cop or a politician. YOU SOLD OUT, MAN!

Come here and give your ol’ pal a hug

Come here and give your ol’ pal a hug

CUPCAKE CONTEST AT WORK TODAY! ALL OF THE CUPCAKES WILL BE MINE!