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My review of Wolf of Wall Street

Best movie I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t understand how DiCaprio didn’t win an Academy Award for this movie.

Ugh.

When you hurt someone and you feel like a piece of shit and they think you’re a piece of shit and I guess I’m saying I feel like a piece of shit at the moment.

Woman Crush Wednesday: Allison Williams of HBO’s Girls

Woman Crush Wednesday: Allison Williams of HBO’s Girls

For fucks sake IT IS NOT A SELFIE IF YOU ARE POSING WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE. WE GET IT, YOU KNOW HIP NEW LINGO AND YOU’RE TRYING TO “WORK IT IN”

I always find it weird when I find out a guy I grew up with or partied with in high school became a cop or a politician. YOU SOLD OUT, MAN!

Come here and give your ol’ pal a hug

Come here and give your ol’ pal a hug

CUPCAKE CONTEST AT WORK TODAY! ALL OF THE CUPCAKES WILL BE MINE!

I’m addicted to Sour Patch Kids and I will eat too many of them and it cuts my tongue to shreds.

I don’t care what anyone says, Curling is badass and fun to watch. Fuck the haters!
Valentine’s Day

I’ve been single for awhile now, but I think hatred for Valentine’s Day is dumb and played out. Sure, I get lonely from time to time when I’m alone. I just don’t believe that this holiday should be taken for more than face value. It’s a nice day to celebrate and appreciate those you love.